Winter is still a hideous bitch goddess. So, when the snow rolls in, and the ice falls from the sky, and pillars of Heaven shake, it’s always nice to be able to curl up in a ball in the...
Well, 2017 is over, and it’s been an amazing year for movies! This Guy is stoked for 2018, but before we ring in the new year, it’s time to look back on the best 2017 movies. It’s an eclectic...
2017 is coming to a close, and it has been a hell of a year for us gamers! Now, This Guy, enigmatic social butterfly that he is, doesn’t always get a chance to hit each and every game on...
Well, we made it. It’s Halloween, boys and girls! The one night a year dedicated to our fears, our nightmares, and the darkest corners of our imaginations. It’s been a long, twisted road to get here, and This Guy’s...
Halloween is almost upon us, kiddies. Tomorrow, the ghouls and goblins come out to play, and the spirits of the dead walk among us. But first, before All Hallows’ Eve comes to pass, we must first survive Devils Night....
Let’s start with a quick disclaimer. This Guy’s not about to get into a semantic argument about what is and isn’t a zombie. If they staggers like zombies, moans like zombies, and bite like zombies, they’re zombies. If you...
Now, This Guy might just be old fashioned, but when he thinks of vampires, he doesn’t immediately jump to ironically vintage cars, shittily written love triangles, and sparkly skin. Remember when vampires used to actually be kind of scary?...
These animals prowl under the full moon, hunt the innocent, dodge silver bullets, and according to every piece of fiction published/produced in the last decade, apparently fight/bang vampires. Regardless of their latter-day sins, This Guy has a soft spot...
This Guy had a perfectly happy childhood. But, this lovely rose coloured reminiscing can sadly be… well, rose coloured, I guess. Nostalgia is a powerful thing, and it can shift, shape, and cloud even the most wholesome of memories. As...
An appropriate animal companion can humanize the most cardboard cutout of action heroes. John Wick, case closed. That said, all too often the furry companion takes a backseat to his two-legged master, when truth be told, sometimes they do...