Blade Runner is one of those rare films that can be a considered a masterpiece by loads of people, and still be ridiculously divisive. Whether it be the multiple cuts/releases, or the as of yet unsettled debate of Deckard’s...
These animals prowl under the full moon, hunt the innocent, dodge silver bullets, and according to every piece of fiction published/produced in the last decade, apparently fight/bang vampires. Regardless of their latter-day sins, This Guy has a soft spot...
This Guy had a perfectly happy childhood. But, this lovely rose coloured reminiscing can sadly be… well, rose coloured, I guess. Nostalgia is a powerful thing, and it can shift, shape, and cloud even the most wholesome of memories. As...
This Guy was immediately intrigued by the first trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s mother! Tense atmosphere, cool cast, weird music. Everything we expect from the man, and wrapped up in what looks like a creepy horror film. What’s not to...
Growing up with icons like Bozo, Doink, and Homey, This Guy was never that scared of clowns. It’s just a dude with a red nose trying to make a living, right? Now, if you grew up with those legends,...
An appropriate animal companion can humanize the most cardboard cutout of action heroes. John Wick, case closed. That said, all too often the furry companion takes a backseat to his two-legged master, when truth be told, sometimes they do...
*Everything beyond the first two paragraphs contains full season spoilers* Seven years. It took seven years for Winter to come. But come it has. Winter has come for Westeros, and unless the gods are kind not a soul will see...
The horror franchise; the laziest, and most exploitative of Hollywood tricks. For three solid decades, theaters were assaulted with endless Jason, Critters, Hellraiser, and Leprechaun installments, each more grisly and cringe-worthy than the last. It should also be noted that every one of those...
He’s the man out of time! You remember that scene in Terminator 2 when Arnie rips the skin off his arm, exposing the creepy, mechanical cyborg arm underneath? You ever wish you could have a movie hero who just...
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Man is a primitive beast. You can’t really deny it; it’s inside all of us, even This Guy. When the smell of blood is in the air… the scent of sweat and anger all boiling...