Reviews Archive

24 June

‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ – the Death of Wonder

Written by This Guy

Jurassic Park is, and shall remain, a classic film. A true adventure, with memorable characters, ambitious ideas, amazing effects and production value. Yes, the name has been watered down multiple times with diminishing sequels. But the story of the...

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13 June

‘Hereditary’ – the most effective horror film in years

Written by This Guy

Every now and then, a filmmaker comes along and just blows us all away. They shatter expectations, and even set a new bar in their genre. Spike Lee gave us Do The Right Thing. Nolan really burst onto the...

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26 May

‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ – A New Han

Written by This Guy

So, this might be the first time in This Guy’s life he’s had to say this. But he was not looking forward to the latest Star Wars movie. I mean, I raged at the prequels as much as anyone,...

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19 May

‘Deadpool 2’ – The ‘Terminator 2’ of Deadpools

Written by This Guy

This Guy will forever thank God for Blade: Trinity. Yeah, I said it. Blade: Trinity was a gift. Yes, it’s a terrible movie. Just absolute trash. Like Itchy and Scratchy & Poochie Show levels of bad. That said, it...

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14 May

Netflix’s ‘Safe’ – A lazy, sloppy whodunit

Written by This Guy

Netflix has made it abundantly clear, content is what matters. Quantity over quality. They are picking up films and series from all over the world, spending millions on new properties, with plans to spend millions more. Occasionally, these “originals”...

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27 April

‘Avengers: Infinity War’ – Thanos: The Movie!

Written by This Guy

It took a long time to get here. 10 years, 18 films, and the war to end all wars arrives on Earth’s doorstep. The Marvel Cinematic Universe started with a risky bet on an unproven Robert Downey Jr, playing...

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26 April

‘Super Troopers 2’ -It’s a bit stale meow

Written by This Guy

Broken Lizard’s cult classic, Super Troopers really was lightning in a bottle. A group of supremely funny guys coming together to make an incredibly outlandish comedy that just hit the every note perfectly. The first 15 minutes of Super...

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16 April

‘Rampage’ – Lil Kong & Friends

Written by This Guy

PRESS START Some people want to be actors, and some people want to be superstars. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, has managed to become an absolute megastar on sheer charisma and work ethic alone. Especially coming over from the pro-wrestling...

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07 April

‘A Quiet Place’ – Deafening Silence

Written by This Guy

Horror does seem to be the one genre left that can get away with selling its film on their gimmicks. It seems the consensus is that the gimmick doesn’t necessarily imply a bad flick, as directors get to be...

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06 April

‘The Titan’ – Sci-Fi Drama without the Sci or the Drama

Written by This Guy

This Guy’s starting to worry about Netflix. The streaming giant that’s become synonymous with great original programming has been buying up more and more film properties, and, unlike their series selection, these flicks just aren’t earning their “hidden gem”...

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