Who likes movies? This Guy! Who has way too much to say, and lacks the mental focus, or appropriate filters necessary to express himself in an acceptable fashion? This guy!
Oh, and something about two thumbs.
Another day, another flick. We’re 8 days from Halloween now, and everyone should be getting reasonably hyped. This Guy’s continuing his ritual of 10 straight days of horror movies! So, if you want great recommendations every day, check back...
It’s here, kiddies. We are 9 days from Halloween 2017! I don’t know about you, but This Guy’s excited. You see, the thing is This Guy has a little ritual for the final days leading of the spooky season....
Let’s start with a quick disclaimer. This Guy’s not about to get into a semantic argument about what is and isn’t a zombie. If they staggers like zombies, moans like zombies, and bite like zombies, they’re zombies. If you...
Now, This Guy might just be old fashioned, but when he thinks of vampires, he doesn’t immediately jump to ironically vintage cars, shittily written love triangles, and sparkly skin. Remember when vampires used to actually be kind of scary?...
Blade Runner is one of those rare films that can be a considered a masterpiece by loads of people, and still be ridiculously divisive. Whether it be the multiple cuts/releases, or the as of yet unsettled debate of Deckard’s...
These animals prowl under the full moon, hunt the innocent, dodge silver bullets, and according to every piece of fiction published/produced in the last decade, apparently fight/bang vampires. Regardless of their latter-day sins, This Guy has a soft spot...
This Guy had a perfectly happy childhood. But, this lovely rose coloured reminiscing can sadly be… well, rose coloured, I guess. Nostalgia is a powerful thing, and it can shift, shape, and cloud even the most wholesome of memories. As...
This Guy was immediately intrigued by the first trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s mother! Tense atmosphere, cool cast, weird music. Everything we expect from the man, and wrapped up in what looks like a creepy horror film. What’s not to...
Growing up with icons like Bozo, Doink, and Homey, This Guy was never that scared of clowns. It’s just a dude with a red nose trying to make a living, right? Now, if you grew up with those legends,...
An appropriate animal companion can humanize the most cardboard cutout of action heroes. John Wick, case closed. That said, all too often the furry companion takes a backseat to his two-legged master, when truth be told, sometimes they do...