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This Guy

Who likes movies? This Guy! Who has way too much to say, and lacks the mental focus, or appropriate filters necessary to express himself in an acceptable fashion? This guy! Oh, and something about two thumbs.

The Masters awake in John Carpenter's Vampires
Now, This Guy might just be old fashioned, but when he thinks of vampires, he doesn’t immediately jump to ironically vintage cars, shittily written love triangles, and sparkly skin. Remember when vampires used to actually be kind of scary?...
These animals prowl under the full moon, hunt the innocent, dodge silver bullets, and according to every piece of fiction published/produced in the last decade, apparently fight/bang vampires. Regardless of their latter-day sins, This Guy has a soft spot...